My body: yo necesito agua por favor.
Me: iced coffee.
My body: adult humans are composed of 60% H2O. Drink it.
Me: I C E D cOffEE
My body: pls help am dying snd water
Cashier@McDonald’s: one LARGE FRENCH VANILLA ICED COFFEE WITH AN EXTRA SHOT OF VANILLA that’ll be $2.59 pull forward to the first window
“My Milkshake Brings all the bees to my car I spilled it, all over my car Bees are, inside of my car, They could kill me I’m allergic to bees”
— Gansey
You, a normal healthy person: oh behold that creek yonder, nature in its splendor!
Me, who watches too much tv: I wonder how many bodies have been dumped there ×_×
