a skinny white guy: *takes a picture of him having a nose bleed or smoking with dirty fingernails*
some of you: god fuck me
Me: you ok?🤖
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“My Milkshake Brings all the bees to my car I spilled it, all over my car Bees are, inside of my car, They could kill me I’m allergic to bees”
— Gansey
You, a normal healthy person: oh behold that creek yonder, nature in its splendor!
Me, who watches too much tv: I wonder how many bodies have been dumped there ×_×
